“Foiled Again!”

My scrambled brain has resulted in all kinds of uncanny behavior my whole life including a wacky sense of humor and general bizarre behavior. This, of course, is based on my well-known diagnosed Bipolar/Hypertension/Hyper activity/Anxiety Complex/, etc. manifested my whole life. The bottom line I am told is that I am unique and a “one of a kind”. When they made me, they threw away the mold and beat up the mold maker.

Alas, I have longed to be “normal” with a normally functioning brain. One time I was so desperate to achieve a state of normalcy, that I convinced one of my psychiatrists to investigate the possibility of a brain exchange/implant. After extensive research, my Dr. did indeed succeed in setting up an experimental first of its kind brain exchange/implant. Since it is illegal to exchange human brains, they planned to exchange my brain with a monkey’s brain.

Everything was all set until PETA somehow found out about it. They filed a court injunction to prohibit a brain exchange between a monkey and myself. The judge ruled it was a clear case of animal cruelty. 😱

()Mike()