"High Test" Coffee

Well, I see that Starbucks is closing 600 stores. I have never been in one and never will be. It appears to me that Starbucks is a hangout for east and west coast liberals. I guess they specialize in Latte whatever that is. It sounds like coffee with a bunch of ingredients mixed in that no one would ever drink with coffee. In fact, I've never had a cup of Latte, nor will I ever. Remember what I always say and try to live, "I don't follow trends, I start them"! Latte costs $4.00 a cup at Starbucks. I assume that a cup of Starbucks "coffee" is 8 ounces, although I doubt if they contain that much. All right, let's do the math. There are 16 cups to a gallon. Take 16 cups times one cup of $4.00 Latte and that comes out to $64.00 per gallon! Now, at $4.00 per gallon for gasoline, that comes out to 25 cents a cup for gasoline. Heck, at this price, you might as well drink gasoline, which is $3.75 a cup cheaper than Latte. I wonder how to make gasoline Latte? For my taste, gasoline is sure to taste better and cost a whole lot less!!!

::Mike::